The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'

Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.

by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024

rocks the llamas ass

The greatest compliment anyone or thing can be given.

This saying originates from a Wesely Willis album at the time of publication he was 39 and a schitzophrenic man. He had several albums and he really rocked the llamas ass.

Thanks for the present it rocks the llamas ass!

I think you rock the llamas ass!

That concert rocked the llamas ass!

by r mccluney November 17, 2005

The Lamani

a type of pheetle position used when a person, particulary a man, is scared out of their mind when the person their about to do confesses they are either a Bisexual, or the girl has a penis , or the guy has a virgina

Man, once she pulled that talliwacker out i went into the Lamani to avoid rape.

by Kimmy January 15, 2003

power to the lama

When you need to dig deep for more strength to perform a task. Inspiration to the person performing the task.

Jimmy was trying to start his lawn mower and his friend told him to put the "power to the lama".

by Poor boy May 6, 2018

Fuck with the Dali Lama

to meditate

I'd love to go to the party tonight, but I've been really stressed lately. I need to get centered. I think I'm just gonna stay in and fuck with the Dali Lama.

by billyfrolic August 21, 2009

The Kendrick Lamar Effect

Term used to describe the globalization of the positive effects (King)Kendrick Lamar has on the world.

The Kendrick Lamar Effect has brought peace and stability in today's world, I love Kendrick Lamar!

by Treebibba54 August 19, 2022

The Dalai Lama

The Dalai Lama is the ultimate turd...occurs when you are most desperate...The Dalai Lama requires an individual to sit on the toilet seat for a minimum of 10 secs before releasing

'any of you ever squeezed out The Dalai Lama?'

'guilty..'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009