the librarian

whilst having sex with a guy/girl, just as your about to climax, smack your partner in the face with a book. this will give a sudden rush of sexual stimulation to both partners.

yeah, i did the librarian with my bitch last night!

by Joe p mar January 5, 2009

The Librarian

A sexual act in which the "Librarian" puts their hands in a prayer position before inserting them into an orifice and opening their hands out, forming a book shape.

Guy 1: I took this girl home last night, and it all got weird when she asked me to do the Librarian.

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard she's a real bookworm.

by BioStud October 16, 2014

glen the librarian

Glen the librarian is somebody who will give you fines and beat the shit out of you.

Glen the librarian kicks the kid who didn't pay his fine and beats him.

by liathebananapancake February 1, 2018

Conan the Librarian

A movie that does not exist in real life. So, it is one of the prime examples of fictional media.

We still want to see Conan the Librarian!

by Ryan900USAYT January 9, 2023

The Librarian's Touch

With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.

She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies

by KFBR392 August 1, 2022

rose the librarian

A boy who needed a nickname.

“Hey what’s that guys name?”
“I don’t know but I heard someone call him rose the librarian”

by Blue Younicorn December 4, 2017

The Angry Librarian

The art of rolling up a paper back book and inserting it into the anus.

Stephanie, the angry librarian, got mad at a child and shove a paperback book up his anus.

by 527283747 May 5, 2015