Jonas

A very attractive, intelligent and nice person he knows how to fix problems. He likes hot girls and he drinks to much alcohol. He also is a good dj.

Be like Jonas except for the alcohol part then

by The truthspeaker January 29, 2018

Jonas

Jonas means your a talented, smart, hot, fire spitting🔥 looking person.

Hey is that Jonas? Now the party have started for real!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

by Pilioko August 9, 2018

Jonas

A really handsome and funny guy who will absolutely shred you in war with his massive cock. You find a Jonas and he will rock everyone’s shit and cum all over you. He has the biggest cock out of all gods and humans you are lucky to ever be friends with a guy like Jonas.

“Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with Jonas, but I can’t confront her or I’ll get beat up by his massive fucking cock.

by JOGUS December 28, 2020

Jonas

Is A sUpEr CoOl gUy AnD eVeRyOnE dEsErVeS tO hAvE a JoNaS iN tHeIr lIfE

Guy: Is you name Jonas?
Jonas: Yes it is, I’m super cool!
Guy: Wow!! I have always wanted a Jonas in my life

by It’s Jonas, such a cool guy April 22, 2019

Jonas

Life its self, also the new god.

Jonas is life, or oh my jonas!

by Minaa April 23, 2008

Jona

The only shortened form of Jonathan that makes any logical sense. Pronounced John-a (as in half of Jonathan)

Seemingly deaf person: Hey what’s your name?
Jona: Jona
Seamingly deaf person: Jonny?
Jona: No, Jona
Seamingly deaf person: Oh... Jonno?
Jona: Jon-A
Seamingly deaf person: Jonah?
Jona:
Seamingly deaf person:
Jona: no

by It’spronouncedjon-a January 16, 2019

Jona

A girl that is hot as hell. She likes to play with your heart and is the smartest and most cunning girl out there. Most of them are Persian so that means they are destined to succeed in life. She is very funny and a chill person to hang out with. She is very humble but sometimes she so proud of something she wants to share it with her friends. She may come off as mean but she is very nice and caring. Once you are close to her she will not stop talking.

That Jona is very hot!
Wow! You should get you a Jona!

by Jona_ak November 12, 2018