When someone gets so drunk that they mistake garlic powder for beer and dump The entire contents of the bottle in their mouth and all over their chest, then proceed to fall into the armchair and become immediately unconscious.
by NrzRatched July 28, 2019
Get the Garlic drunkmug. by CaRrOtS__ May 24, 2019
Get the Garlic Breadmug. To rub garlic on the head of ones penis after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the penis because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation... this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.
"...so i just gave myself Garlic Dick, is it supposed to burn this much?"
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.
by cougartown97 April 13, 2010
Get the Garlic Dickmug. Getting a handful of taint sweat or swass and caressing someone's chin. Often served with a garnish.
by sirChop December 7, 2006
Get the garlic rubmug. by Pee Pee McAss October 26, 2019
Get the Garlic Shampoomug. A garlic girl is a gender neutral term for anyone who sees garlic in a recipe and goes "Yaaaaasssss" and then doubles the amount.
by garlicgrrrrl November 28, 2021
Get the Garlic Girlmug. by mcnoob April 7, 2009
Get the garlic fingersmug.