When the female lays on the bed, legs open. And you start on the other side of the room naked and ready, take a run up, jump, and sail through the air with your dick aiming for the vagina. Then you conduct the train in and out of the station as neccesary.
by TeaBreakDave October 31, 2018

A form of sexual act where one partner pulls out a Tazer mid way through, without alerting the other partner, before firing or jamming it into the still moving penis, electrocuting both partners. The name comes from the belief that only girls from Cork City, Ireland, would be open to such an activity without prior consent.
She surprised me with the ‘ol Corkonian Cock Conductor two weeks ago, my dick still tingles every time I walk.
by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

Jeff is Club Vanguard's Ho Train Conductor.
All the girls in the club flock Jeff because he's the Ho Train Conductor
All the girls in the club flock Jeff because he's the Ho Train Conductor
by Richard Jay September 21, 2006

Someone with a one inch penis who likes to smoke amps and conduct electricity by touching metal with metal.
Josh who is known as being the one inch conductor touched the battery with a screw driver and smoked my amp in my car. I am very pissed off at him still to this day.
by Rob aka Rob Banks November 5, 2006

When a person listens to an intense and/or awesome soundtrack or song (whether it be video game music, opera, or classical), and they get so pumped and psyched by the music itself. That they go to the extent of pretending to have a composing baton in their hand, and pretend to a have their own ensemble of which they pretend to fictionally conduct music by. Flailing of the arms in a Conductor-esc. manner and the jerking of the head are only a few of the symptoms.
Person #1: "Hey dude, look at that guy over there. He's just swinging his arms around and jerking his head around. The lad looks like an absolute madman! Mate!"
Person #2: "He's either suffering from Conductor Syndrome , or he is a complete madman."
Person #1: " What's 'Conductor Syndrome?'
Person #2: " A supposed 'syndrome' that affects fellows of whom are listening to classical, opera, video game, or composed music. That they become a pretend-composer and have an their own little pretend-ensemble of which they act like the composer to. It's honestly quite common, people do it because it gives them an extra boost of intensity in their bones."
Person #1: "Wow, never have I heard of such a thing. *Starts listening to Dark Souls soundtrack*:"
Person #2: "Wow! You're unconsciously doing it, and you've never even heard of it ."
Person #1: "Wait, how is this possible?"
Person #2: "Well, look at that! You're a natural! Anyways, seeyah!"
Person #1: "K, seeyah!"
Person #2: "He's either suffering from Conductor Syndrome , or he is a complete madman."
Person #1: " What's 'Conductor Syndrome?'
Person #2: " A supposed 'syndrome' that affects fellows of whom are listening to classical, opera, video game, or composed music. That they become a pretend-composer and have an their own little pretend-ensemble of which they act like the composer to. It's honestly quite common, people do it because it gives them an extra boost of intensity in their bones."
Person #1: "Wow, never have I heard of such a thing. *Starts listening to Dark Souls soundtrack*:"
Person #2: "Wow! You're unconsciously doing it, and you've never even heard of it ."
Person #1: "Wait, how is this possible?"
Person #2: "Well, look at that! You're a natural! Anyways, seeyah!"
Person #1: "K, seeyah!"
by GopnikGavin May 11, 2020

Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled.
Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024

by Datfuckinnigger March 31, 2020
