To go to the bathroom is to cheat. Mostly used by immature middle schoolers when they go to the bathroom and look up answers on their iphone.
Zarqa: I'm going to fail this test! I didn't study I was too busy on my insta
person two: just go to the bathroom ;)
person two: just go to the bathroom ;)
by samthatloser December 17, 2018
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in humans, it's an act of vandalism where someone (primarily males) will urinate all over a bathroom.
Doorknob, sink, toilet, paper products... EVERYTHING!!! And it's super gross, bc the staff of the establishment has to clean it up.
in humans, it's an act of vandalism where someone (primarily males) will urinate all over a bathroom.
Doorknob, sink, toilet, paper products... EVERYTHING!!! And it's super gross, bc the staff of the establishment has to clean it up.
That dude was so pissed he didn't get a discount on his nachos that he tried tagging the bathroom.... there's piss everywhere!
by the class clown April 8, 2013
Get the tagging the Bathroom mug.The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.
Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
by Nappets October 8, 2011
Get the blessing the bathroom mug.Phrase used by inmates mostly in juvenile type facilities, such as detentions and other types of kid prisons. One inmate says this to another when he/she wants to fight the person they are saying it to. The bathroom is a place where staff cannot see the fight take place, so no one gets in trouble.
Outside of lockup, many people still use this phrase as a joke, upon disagreement.
Outside of lockup, many people still use this phrase as a joke, upon disagreement.
by Kevin Fusco June 11, 2006
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You're not supposed to drink from your bathroom tap. The water is stagnant or full of dead birds or some shit. The water tastes weird, anyway.
It's not the right tap for drinking out of.
You're not supposed to drink from your bathroom tap. The water is stagnant or full of dead birds or some shit. The water tastes weird, anyway.
It's not the right tap for drinking out of.
by Divka October 15, 2010
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(Utb)
When a man thinks he needs a woman but really just needs to ejaculate on something, an enlightened Woman may says...
utb!
I.E.
Would you please use the bathroom not me
An accommodating woman that doesn't want to upset the status quo, She might just put her hand on her chest Like protecting herself - Who me?
She will eventually come to her senses.
(Utb)
When a man thinks he needs a woman but really just needs to ejaculate on something, an enlightened Woman may says...
utb!
I.E.
Would you please use the bathroom not me
An accommodating woman that doesn't want to upset the status quo, She might just put her hand on her chest Like protecting herself - Who me?
She will eventually come to her senses.
by Money budlinks January 9, 2014
Get the use the bathroom mug.When you were so drunk last night and you wake up with a big hangover, you almost can't remember what happened last night.
Courtesy "Hangover, The Movie"
Courtesy "Hangover, The Movie"
Jim: Men, I have like the worst hangover
Ron: You were pretty knocked out last night. Did you find a tiger in the bathroom this morning?
Jim: Almost. If I'd had 1 more tequilla yesterday, I definitely would have seen that tiger
Ron: You were pretty knocked out last night. Did you find a tiger in the bathroom this morning?
Jim: Almost. If I'd had 1 more tequilla yesterday, I definitely would have seen that tiger
by defman22 November 8, 2009
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