I'd hit that

A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself.

"Wow, did you see that girl over there?"
"Yeah."
"I'd Hit that."
"Same Here."

by MichealBluth December 29, 2005

i'd tap that

A term used to express approval, especially to the point of expressing a person's sex appeal; often used sarcastically

Person 1: Did you see that chick?
Person 2: I'd tap that!

by Merovingian August 16, 2005

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

A response when someone uses the insult "Suck my dick, my balls etc."

person 1: I hate singing!
person 2: Cause you can't sing.
person 1: Suck my dick.
person 2: You'd like that, wouldn't you?

by elmacko April 28, 2011

i'd hit that

The statement one makes when one sees a burning beacon of raw sexuality or other similarly attractive object to which they would gladly administer a sound fucking.

*fine piece of ass walks by*

Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.

SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.

SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.

SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.

SHAM 1-3: *glare*

by The God-Emperor April 11, 2008

I'd Jack That

When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".

"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"

by SsSaAaMmMii March 25, 2009

i'd bend that over

What you say when you see a really hott girl that you'd like to fuck.

Damn yo, she's hott. I'd bend that over

by pAtmOthAFnpRIcE March 24, 2003

I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"

by berbercarpet July 7, 2006