TFB

Total Fucking Bullshit

Dumbass-Man,did u hear that if you look at a wall long enough,youll be able to blow shit up!!
normal dude-Dude,what the fuck that is TFB,you fucking moron.

by Shoot pool honkey January 24, 2008

TFB

Total Fat Bastard (fatter than an FB)

I am an FB, and in danger of becoming a TFB.

by martinpolley October 2, 2007

tfb

The other definitions here are correct, but there is another usage. Tfb is also short for "tickle fetish blog", a community on tumblr where people post or reblog posts about tickling. People in the tfb community do not necessarily have a fetish for tickling or being tickled, but could just enjoy it more than the average person.

Like most tumblr communities, the tfb community is 49.5% wholesome people, 49.5% kinky people, and 1% creeps.

by Edgy and Extra August 24, 2020

TFBS

Text short hand for "That's F'ing Bulls**t" or "Total F'ing Bulls**t".

Dean: Hey Mattie, how the paper coming along?
Mattie: This paper is TFBS. I can't get 7 pages of non-sense.

by oc tmac May 25, 2010

tfb

Tom Fuckin' Brady, quarterback of the Patriots.

1. TFB is a fuckin badass quarterback

2. There is a bastard child in existence who happens to be TFB's son.

3. All the women in the world tend to want to suck TFB's dick.

4. TFB is hotter than you and probably could steal your wife.

by Latinx123 February 17, 2008

tfb

trust fund baby, a girl or boy who gets all their money from their parents

person 1:bruh @paige_beuning on tiktok is such a tfb.
person 2: omg i know, everything is handed to her

by mypussymyvoice May 6, 2020

tfb

Typical Female Bullshit; may be associated with PMS.

your buddy: "so then she says, 'when i say nothing's wrong and walk away, you're supposed to follow me and keep asking me what's wrong until i tell you. then you're supposed to make me feel better.'"

you: "TFB, dude. TFB."

by cmoore63 July 11, 2006