combat typist

someone who sits at a desk during deployment and then later speaks of PTSD or hardships endured because of deployment.

Dude, look at Calder over there talking about hardships of deployment when he sat in the S-2 all year.... fucking Combat Typist.

by MultipleDeployer May 16, 2014

Tenis

T from tiny, enis from penis. A flaccid penis. Opposite of a boner. A non erect penis. A softy. Not ready for sex. A shamefully small penis. A penis any time its not being used for sex. Unfirm. Floppy. Saggy. limp. droopy. Lack luster. Lifeless. Futile. Uninspiring. Flimsy.

She looked over and saw his tenis. He screamed don't look at my tenis. His swim suit fell off getting out of the pool and I saw his tenis. The bum bent over and through a hole in this pants I saw his tenis.

by krustie August 21, 2021

Telisha

drop dead sexy and a sex goddess. Telisha is normally Dark headed, and have a booty to die for.

Telisha has a Ghetto booty

by Tellllldawwwwwg! July 11, 2011

Tevis

The coolest person ever a unique name that literaly will confuse every person who tries to read, say, or even try to pronounce it.

"Did you hear about Tevis?"
"Did You say his name was Travis?"
"No Tevis"
"Travis?'
"ITS TEVIS SPELL IT T.E.V.I.S tHERE IS NO R IN THE NAME"!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael

by Mclovin99 March 11, 2010

tapist

one who attacks another with any kind of tape

Oh my fucking god!...Josh is such a tapist, he attacked me with an entire roll of scotch tape yesterday!

by little.potato.grower October 22, 2008

typists diarrhoea

When you inadvertently type extra letters in to the text you are typing

I typed this but realised I had typists diarrhoea.........

thekl bag wasd not on ther tabel

by chidog June 17, 2008

Telise

Telise is the kind of friend that you can rely on encase you are in a very bad situation. She does her very best to keep smiling even in the worst situation. She may seem dum on the outside but on the inside she is very smart and intelligent. Telise can be very crazy then out of nowhere she will be very calm. But don't mess with her because she has a fighting spirit and at times she can be a brat with out noticing it. She is rarely in drama so don't try to start any crap with her. And last you can trust her with anything such as a secret that is very important.

Hey Telise can you help me with something important. You can't tell anyone.

by Panda._.607 November 9, 2017