Tejas

An antisocial fat fuck who sits on his chair banging out fortnite while stuffing himself with food.
This is not good for u,plz don’t turn into a Tejas.

Billy:Yo Johnny wanna come to the park today?
John:Sure lets go to mellows.
Tejas:NOOO we like fortnite

Billy:Stfu u antisocial fat fuck

Tejas:at least I have friends

Johnny:Yeah u- ur worth 420 bodies irl forget in fortnite
Tejas:Cries
Billy and johnny:IN THE PARK

by RungzV October 29, 2019

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Tejas

a retarded gay person who doesn't know anything about robotics and likes gurveen

He is such a Tejas
That guy is Tejas

by ncureonckldc ewic June 16, 2019

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Tejas

A term to describe someone that eats too much, especially when they're eating raising canes.

JESUS, stop being a Tejas you fatFUCK.

by Lil Plain Jain January 16, 2018

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Tejas Pillai

In 2004 Tejas Pillai the betrayer of Pewdiepie was born. At birth, Tejas was eating fish curry, daal, papadum, and samosa all day long while watching T-series. Many young kids consider Tejas as Gay but he shows equal love to both genders through hugs. Tejas is currently the God of India and all black people. In Pewdiepie's song Bitch lasagne it states "Tejas is nothing but a bitch lasagne" this shows t series is shit to the god of all whites Pewdiepie. To sum Tejas all up in one word it is 'simple but complex'

Kohli: I invented a new Curry
Pujara: What are you going to call it
Kohli: Tejas Pillai after our God

by Daniel5tookenham June 3, 2020

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Teja Vu

The feeling you get when you think you've seen something on TV before, but it turns out you haven't. Similar to Deja Vu.

Howard: I've seen this episode of Jersey Shore before! Damn re-runs! Wait, Snooki is acting like a whore? Unheard of! So maybe i havent seen this before!

Timmy: you've got a bad case of Teja Vu! Oh, and you talk to yourself a lot.

by polliander August 29, 2010

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