by bigpenisfat June 1, 2023
Get the emily talbotmug. Someone who knows everything and has done everything. A literal god amongst men. Anything that has been done in the history of the universe, has been done already and more efficiently by Tinker Talbot.
Person 1: "the other day i went out and scored 27 points in a basketball ga-"
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
Get the Tinker Talbotmug. by Thatguyinyourshed. January 16, 2018
Get the byron talbotmug. Set all expectations horribly low. They are football obsessed and enjoy watching shitty ass films such as the "Kissing Booth" series "ironically" and "for the plot" when he is questioned on why he likes it.
by ComradeBritney November 3, 2021
Get the Jamie Talbotmug.