t-bone

1) A very good steak

2) A nickname George Costanza from "Seinfeld" wanted to be called by at work, but Neil Watkins in accounting got it instead.

Everyone is gathered around a large conference table.

KRUGER: Let's order lunch. Mary, I will have a chef's salad.
MALE WORKER: Turkey sandwich.
GEORGE: T-bone steak.
KRUGER: For lunch?
GEORGE: Well, I am just a T-bone kinda guy. Love that T-bone. In fact, you might as well call me--
WATKINS: That sounds good. I'll have one, too.
KRUGER: Watkins, you're havin' a T-bone?
WATKINS: I love 'em.
KRUGER: Well, then we should call you T-bone.
GEORGE: Uh, no. No, we shouldn't.
KRUGER: T-bone!
ALL EXCEPT GEORGE (chanting): T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone!

by corcan November 28, 2006

T bone

Sizeable phallus, desired by all women, succulent meat on the bone, nickname mostly associated with the clan McKenna from Co.Monaghan

Turf and surf wasnt on the menu so she was surprised to get crabs with her T Bone

by Ivor Longfellow February 5, 2010

T Bone

When a man pounds a woman SO deep that he's pounding his nads up against her butt - T-boning her...bottoming out.

I fucked her so deep it was a T Bone!

by GroovyMimi April 21, 2009

T-bone

When walking and you hit your side/hip on an object preferably a table.

no need for an example, everyone does it. You probably got t-boned earlier today.

by mysterysaintQ January 22, 2014

T Bone

A kid who just talks louder in an argument when he realizes he has lost

"T Bone you know you can get hypothermia for icing your foot for too long"
"Bull Shit it's simple thermodynamics"
okay, your wrong T Bone, but keep telling yourself that

by Brother Bonecrusher February 19, 2011

t-bone

to hit a car in the side

i lost control on black ice and t-boned his SUV

by Jake March 7, 2004

T-Boned

When you spread a girls legs completely apart and ram your penis into her with the force of a car colliding with another automobile at an intersection.

Last night I was fucking my girl Anna, and I T-Boned the shit out of her. She's not going to be able to walk for days.

by Osirix October 6, 2010