syrupboarding

One of the many forms of torture used by the Canadian government in the interrogation and punishment of prisoners. Syrupboarding (called "maple syrup torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down in a vat of 100% pure Canadian maple syrup. The syrup makes it impossible to breathe and the person feels as if they are about to drown; simultaneously, the thick, viscous sweet fluid constantly bombarding their senses slowly brings them to gustatorial ecstasy. In the end, the prisoner experiences wildly contradictory feelings of panic and bliss, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more delicious, delicious torture.

The RCMP uses syrupboarding to promote democracy worldwide.

by A concerned canadian citizen September 7, 2012

syruped

When you go to a diner and get syrup on your arm or clothing from a table that has not been properly cleaned.

I got syruped at that divey breakfast joint.

by Sr__Pedro December 26, 2016

Syrup Job

When you put syrup in a persons butt hole and lick it out.(often a sexual thing)

Yoo I just gave Azian a syrup job!

by Random Guy with words! :) May 11, 2019

rayple syrup

the syrup residue left after a hard raping

jon just got pwned so hard core, rayple syrup everywhere...it was nasty dawg

by mike nucci February 8, 2008

grandpa's old cough syrup

Grandpa's old cough syrup usually refers to a hot toddy. A drink made with one shot of whiskey, a half cup of boiling water, a spoonful of honey, and a splash of lemon juice. Variations include adding cloves and/or cinnamon sticks then letting the drink brew for approximately 5 minutes before serving.

The nickname of Grandpa's old cough syrup comes from the hot toddy being used as a cold/flu remedy.

You guys been doing a little bit of boozing? Sucking back on grandpa's old cough syrup?

by ztpruit December 14, 2010

corn syrup

Something that all food & drinks are made with, among millions of other ingredients.

"Don't believe me? Look at the ingredients of ANY food item."
-me

by Dave November 20, 2004

maple syrup sex

When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.

Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?

Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.

by Bedsheetgoddess February 3, 2015