schanks

A trendy hangout location during hockey playoff time, where a male and a female converge towards a human waste disposal cubicle.

Guy: "I'm going to Schanks to poop"
Gal: "Did you say poop?"
Guy: "Hell ya I did!"
Gal: "Meet you there"

by DJC April 22, 2005

schanks

an event that occurs every season the calgary flames make the playoffs, in which one young man, lures a young lady into a bathroom stall, by telling her he has to poop, while her response is often, "Can I join you?"

D: hey baby, your so sexy, i gotta poop REAL bad
S: oh my, your making me wet, let me come with you
D: guys or girls?
S: guys
D: Can you make farting noises during?
S: I wouldn't have it any other way
D: This gives me a boner almost as hard as in physics
S: P=MV baby, P=MV

by 2nd Stall on the Right April 24, 2005

schank

verb - to hit in the balls.

or - to get pwned.

schank got schanked!

by hmm!? October 9, 2006

schang

a cross between a donkey and a chimpanzee

The schang went to groom the other fellow chimpanzee's.

by sacndos February 9, 2010

schanks

schanks - A place of gathering, for people who enjoy sports. Known particularly well for its roomy pooper stalls.

B: "I'm at schanks, and I gotta go to the pooper."
G: "Can I come to the pooper with you?"
B: "Sure babe."

by D.J.C. April 21, 2005

SCHANTZ

the leader of a colt, known to the members of it as "the scholt".it is a religion with a schope and a schardinal. every word in the schantz religion loses its first letter and is substituted by the letters "sch". that rule applies to every word exect for "yag" and all of its denominations such as "yagging off" or "yagger yagger" and the word "sasq".

random guy is walkin down the street

schope and pat: SHANTZ!!!!!!!

random guy: hello schantz

by LIL TANK October 26, 2006

Schancho

A ho and a skank put together

Did you see that girl, she's a total schancho!

by fuckimhot February 16, 2010