sword fighting

When two males stand facing each other with erect penises and move slowly together. The male who "strikes" the other first is deemed winner, and also the owner of the longer penis.
Jack and Bob were sword fighting yesterday to determine whose cock was longer.
by Rudy H March 02, 2007
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sword fight

When two males, either of the same family lines or two really drunk friends, attack each other with their streams of urine.
CollegeGuy1: Move over, I challenge you to a sword fight.
CollegeGuy2: Yeah sur...wait, WHAT? Are you drunk?
by Alexei Tajzler May 24, 2003
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sword fight

A social environment where the males greatly outnumber the females, lacking the natural balance of a non-gay atmosphere.
Also dude fest, man crowd.
See dude count)
Dude#1:<enters pool hall>"Dude, there's only like.. 2 chicks here!
Dude#2:"Lets jet, i'm not hanging around this swordfight."
by Dustin Turtle October 27, 2004
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sword fighting

I bet those two faggots go home and sword fight all night
by Fishrman July 17, 2003
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sword fight

God, this party is a huge sword fight. Where are the wenches?
by Marko October 23, 2002
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sword fighting

when drunk and at the front door of one's home, trying to find the keyhole and crazily dabbing at the area around it, resembling a sword fight
from my bedroom I could hear sally sword fighting with the door after a night at the bar
by Chris4545 December 23, 2006
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