swissed

To be kicked in the groin by a strange swiss man. Preferably in the middle of a desert, while you and your friends are in the pyramid formation. Like cheerleaders.

Swiss guy: Hey make a pyramid.

Friends: Ok!!

Swiss guy: *kicks everyone*

Friends: Ouch. We were just swissed.

Swiss guy: *laughs*

by Chase the Magnificent. June 24, 2006

swiss

something that's cool but vintage, old school

Check out these sweet swiss Air Jordans, they're so old-school!

by Haylo May 27, 2005

Swiss

Anything that is uber-cool, and generally noted as being cool without exception. Swiss folks have the best chocolate, knives, neutrality, etc. so anything that is "Swiss" is always to be lauded, appreciated, and generally known as amazing.

Your idea for the company prospectus is so much cooler than everyone else's, it's like fully Swiss!!

by SmileChurch February 23, 2011

swissed

to be sober; not intoxicated

good thing i was swissed when the cop pulled us over.

by jenwen July 25, 2004

Swiss

Cockney Rhyming Slang - Swiss Roll - Arsehole

You hear about old Luke Smith - yeah loves it up the swiss apparently.

by dogstrain December 02, 2011

Swiss

Pronunciation of the acronym S.W.S. which means Sice When Satisfied.

“Swiss bowdy?”
“Yarn one sec”

by The Dictionary of Bowdy May 25, 2020

swiss

don’t know how to respond? just say swiss.

amosc- @im.snipertaylor

Person 1: I love you and I want to be with you.. but you don’t want to be with me back

Person 2: swiss.

Another example:

Person 1: I can’t believe that he broke up with me, i thought we would last forever! and on top of that my cat died!

Person 2: swiss

by amosc @im.snipertaylor June 18, 2021