While taking a shit, you start masturbating, than take your fecal matter and rub it on your pens. Than insert into a creamy vagina.
She wouldn't let me give her a hot carl, so I stuck my reverse Swiss roll in her instead. That chic freaky tho. I didn't even get her name
by Raquel Seltzer February 25, 2024

A cream-filled cake roll whipped with chocolate mocha on the sides, fruit slices on the top, authentically made in Switzerland during the early 19th century.
by Lily_The_Supasta February 20, 2025

When having sexy time on a sofa bed and the sofa bed rolls back in on itself. Two people are now in a sexy sofa love roll.
by Star Michaels September 9, 2021

by RealUrethraFranklin February 3, 2025

Mother: "I'm going to the store to get groceries. Bye!"
Child: " WAIT MOM, DON'T FORGET THE SWISS ROLLS. I NEED THEM TO SURVIVE."
Child: " WAIT MOM, DON'T FORGET THE SWISS ROLLS. I NEED THEM TO SURVIVE."
by Yeet Pete February 9, 2019

When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.
by conky May 5, 2014

by WhoeverUsedCocoanutTagWillPay December 26, 2019
