SWIMMING

The hardest sport you could do. the best sport ever, and keeps you in shape.

If swimming were any easier it would be called football.

by Nicole March 29, 2005

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swim:
S-someone
W-who
I-isnt
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officer: yo who did this shit?
Ganstah: uh it was swim, officer

by PhatMatt August 01, 2004

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A highly unrecognized sport which requires one to be up at absurd hours of the day and in the pool multiple times during the day. The season lasts all year (12 months) for real swimmers. It makes the women look like men and the men look really hot, even when they shave their legs. The highest occurency rate of OCD, swimming is also known as "wall tagging."

~"Ew something smells like chlorine!!"
~"That's me, I had practice today at 4:30 am. But I have to go, I have practice again in 15 minutes. I have no life."

by guesswho March 30, 2005

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swimming a tiring sport. however statistics show that female swimmers have the most sexually active lifestyle. Go us!

OMG i have have swimming in an hour! and i dotn wanna go becuase im lazy!

by Elly O June 01, 2004

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it is true that swimming is a hard sport. it is also true that swimming is boring and swimmers hate swimming. however, it is MOST DEFINITELY true that man swimmers are the hottest things alive (i.e.Micheal Phelps, Ryan Lochte, etc.), and THAT is why i swim. also it's a good way to challenge yourself. btw the rumors ARE true -swimmers (more women than men, in fact) are the most sexually active atheletes, due to great stamina and endorphins released into the brain while swimming. this is strange to me, seeing that swimmers have no lives, and in their free time they eat a bunch and then sleep. :)

swimmer: "man i'm tired"
stupid person: "why's that?"
swimmer: well, it's about 9:00 in the morning and i've had two 2-hour practices..."
stupid person: "wowzer. who knew swimming took so much commitment..."
swimmer: "i hate you."

by candy whiskey April 23, 2007

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