The Swede

The Swede is a common name for a person from Sweden. A swede is also handsome and brilliant.

Person 1: Here Comes The Swede !

The Swede: Thank you Thank you.

by gurkan111 February 20, 2018

Angry Swede

Also known as Linkness. An Angry Swede is someone who is from Sweden and gets angry at little things, like being called an Angry Swede

Hawks: “Oh look, the Angry Swede just joined the vc”
Linkness: “i’M nOt An AnGrY sWeDe @?#%$”

by Hawks1225 May 11, 2022

cwm taff swede

A thick dopey welsh person with an abnormally large head.

'Derr, Dai got an 'ead like a fuckin' cwm taff swede'

by 1 4 for cookery basket like January 2, 2010

dumb swede

From the movie "Summer Rental". Anyone who says or does something stupid can be called a dumb swede. It's a good insult for any occasion.

Frenchy: I rounded the head off this bolt.
Rich: Ahh you dumb swede!!

by Bluesurf1981 July 15, 2007

Russian Swede

A racial slur for a Finnish person. It is a joke that the Finnish don't have an identity of their own.

Look at that Russian Swede listening to viking metal and shit!

by Sotaklaani November 12, 2013

two headed swede

When a man tells a woman to lay down and then procedes to jump up and body slam her. At the same time, he shoves his dick in her cunt with all his weight. Must be followed up with: "how was it honey?"

Max did a two headed swede to Samantha and broke two of her ribs. She seemed satisfied though...

by monnardini April 2, 2009

Big Swede

An abnormally large head

Lee Gardner has a big swede

by Roger Winnets March 28, 2003