Sweatback

Crossfit cultist or other fitness obsessives that show up in restaurants or grocery stores wearing their sweaty gym clothes.

There must be a gym nearby, this Whole Foods is full of sweatbacks.

by heartajack May 10, 2014

sweatjacented

When you are working out and some of your sweat accidentally splashes the person next to you.

I was working out on the treadmill and I Sweatjacented on the person next to me. I don’t think they noticed.

by rollaricedan August 22, 2018

statjacked

When a friend hijacks your Facebook and posts embarassing, and usually vulgar, inappropriate, and/or obscene content as your Facebook status. Occasionally the statjacker will post a status dedicated to their own amazingness.

"Dude, since when do you enjoy taking warm cum-filled bubble baths with a dildo up your butt?"
"Oh shit, I just got statjacked."

Facebook Status: "Johnny Jones is LAUREN ERICSON IS SOOOOO AWESOME AND I WANT TO BE HER!!!!!!"

by fb statjacker October 9, 2009

Sweatsock and two meatballs

A fancy little phrase for "a dick and two balls". It's even more fun if you sing it to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.

"I saw that sweatsock and two meatballs last night. It wasn't very big!"

by Mari Malice October 16, 2007

sweatysack

when two testicles come face to face and the sack and scrotum start to shrivvle. The balls collide and the sack remains terribly sweaty.

My friend roman suffers from constant sweatysack during each day of his life.

by p.figliano February 21, 2007

seatjack

to have a seat on a public transportation vehicle taken from the rightful person through side stepping, racing in front or hurdling

Heading home after a long day's work and was seatjacked on the number 2 train.

by nyalias81 December 4, 2010

sweatcake

A person who wears make-up to the gym

"Hey, see that sweatcake over there? She looks like she's just come from the zombie studio and onto a treadmill"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008