Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.
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1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
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Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.
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"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".
"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".
"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie."
"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."
"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."
by SonicPman May 19, 2017
Get the Seasoned mug.Dansby Swanson is one FINE ASS man. He plays baseball for the Atlanta braves and I you go to a game and see his faced you will be BLESSED. This boy also has the best ass in the MLB (fuckin try me) and he looks like a model. So far the mans is single. (2018) he is in the class AAA because he's such a fine ass shortstop and he has a BUNCH of fangirls. Most of them girls that go to a braves game are there for dansby.
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Guy 1 : Do you see jimmy hanging out with those cool guys over there
Guy 2: yeah I hear them say he is seasoned.
Guy 2: yeah I hear them say he is seasoned.
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