Jarrad swadel

often described as an unstoppable force with mass penetration. highest penetrative kill rank throughout the globe. child of shaggy and Grinch and the father of Thanos. This force is portrayed as a human figure in the real world. the figure is similar to a Jewish individual.

bullies: *picks on kid*
kid:* swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeel*
Jarrad Swadel:* comes out of the ground*
Jarrad Swadel:* eyes turn white*
bullies: * drop to the floor with no genitals*

by wuefguywgfugw March 13, 2019

swabe

Pron. Sway-bee

1) To stutter over ones words without actually having the excuse of having a stutter as your defence.

To take so long to make a point that everyone who is listening gets bored and stops paying attention.

or

2) To be the focal point of office ribbing.

1) "Oh no, he's going swabe again - someone shut him up."

2) "He's the swabe"

or

"Who's the swabe here?"

by All concerned June 8, 2007

swae

1) hip, cool, awesome
Origin: deformation of suede, as in blue suede shoes. Also, shortened form of Swayze, as in Patrick Swayze.

2) sweet
Origin: Oklahoman colloquial pronunciation of "sweet"

"Man that was swae"

"He's one swae cat"

"This cupcake is swae"

by d370urn3ur September 15, 2011

Swager

Swager - pronounced with a long "a" - that is, rimes with "cage" not "cap". It is tool used to crimp or bend metal. The other definitions were poor definitions of Swagger - notice the second "g" causing the word to rime with "cap" not "cage".

Anglers use a swager to crimp sleeves onto fishing line to make a secure loop at the end of the line. If they do it well they are entitled to swager

by pedantic piscator November 5, 2009

swager jacker

A person who jacks your ideas and acts like he made or started that

look at that swager jacker he just stole your flow

by bapekid4 July 10, 2006

Swaanal

Swaanal (prounounced "sway-null") is the name given to oral sex in a public place.

Emily: Im sooooo bored

Jordan: I know....how about I give u swaanal and then you can return it ;)

by Thomes August 11, 2009

swaked off

when one dress the same as the person they are giving a hand job.

Dude Brittany just swaked off Brad, wearing his military boots and a loose fitting t-shirt.

by Alex_Delarge October 14, 2011