survey

What a bunch of shit-eating teenagers post in their equally annoying MySpace blogs and LiveJournal entries. No one ever reads them because no one cares what toothpaste their friends use, but they love filling them out themselves because they think they're hot shit.

"Dude check out that 1000-question survey on my LiveJournal!"

"No thanks, I think I'll study for that big History test instead. Get a life."

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

Survey the Land

Moving the flame of the lighter around the bowl in order to see if there is any cash left in the bowl.

Person A: its done dude, lets pack another.

Person B: Hey man, lemme Survey the Land.

Person A: better safe than sorry!

by Wayd.is.life. June 22, 2010

survey

An area of a city delineated by major roads, usually larger than a neighbourhood or a block.

Marcel: "I'm going to fish-tail into my survey"
Mizna: "What do you mean, a survey?"
Marcel: "I mean the area around my house, you know, my survey!"

by jwmlab January 28, 2013

survey

(noun) Surveys are condensed boredom made into the form of tons of pointless questions.

Unprofessional surveys are normally made by people with nothing else better to do.

I just filled out a pointless survey on (insert survey site)!

by Yourname1245 October 5, 2005

myspace surveys

long lists of annoying questions people post on myspace, because they have no life.

omg! i'm taking these myspace surveys because i have no life!

by cheysky December 20, 2008

Survey

A survey is a study about different things where one person asks questions and another person answers them.

I work doing surveys for a living.

by Thuggish June 21, 2003

Surveyseason

The time of year where everyone has to create a survey and ask others to fill this in. This can be very annoying but somehow people always fill the survey in out of compassion for their own previous survey experiences.

"Dean was very annoyed yesterday when I asked him to fill in this survey, I guess surveyseason got to him."

by Lucifersdictionary May 23, 2019