When you have a boner at a time when you dont want one, but for some reason you just can't get rid of it as a result of subconscious sexual thoughts. When you try to distract yourself from sexual thoughts in order to lose the boner, sexual hallucinations only worsen. As a result, the boner only stays longer and you have no power over it.
John: "Man, I was in class today and I got this huge boner and all of a sudden, I could only think about sex! I hope no one saw it."
Fred: "Dude, that sounds like you had a bad case of Subconscious Boner Syndrome!"
Fred: "Dude, that sounds like you had a bad case of Subconscious Boner Syndrome!"
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1. A conflict that occurs on a submarine.
2. A substitute of one thing for a conflict instead
(I.E. A dog --> CONFLICT)
3. A fight that occurs in a subway.
4. A term coined in the 21st Century attempting to refer to a Conflict in a story–Not including the main Conflict.
2. A substitute of one thing for a conflict instead
(I.E. A dog --> CONFLICT)
3. A fight that occurs in a subway.
4. A term coined in the 21st Century attempting to refer to a Conflict in a story–Not including the main Conflict.
1.
Teacher: What the hell is a "subconflict"?!?
Student: A thought formed by a distressed mind?
Teacher: haha.. No.
2.
P1: Hey that's my sub-sandwich!
P2: No, I ordered the one with Turkey!
P1: No! I did!
P1&P2 Together: It seems we've reached a subconflict.
3. I just walked my conflict and had to pick up it's droppings.
Teacher: What the hell is a "subconflict"?!?
Student: A thought formed by a distressed mind?
Teacher: haha.. No.
2.
P1: Hey that's my sub-sandwich!
P2: No, I ordered the one with Turkey!
P1: No! I did!
P1&P2 Together: It seems we've reached a subconflict.
3. I just walked my conflict and had to pick up it's droppings.
by Pathos and Bathos November 18, 2009
Get the Subconflict mug.(n.) The part of you that punishes you for things you wouldn't admit to feeling guilty about. This can be through subconscious actions that fuck you in the ass later, or through giving you especially bad physical effects (hangover, half-baked-ness at school, etc.)
I left an empty beer can on my desk and my pops found it. Damn my subconscience.
I woke up feeling like Courtney Love had given me a working-over with a rubber mallet and Andre the Giant was giving me the Heimlich. Must be my subconscience punishing me for the thing with the beer and the tequila and Cindy and the strawberry jam and the passenger seat that we tore out of that Cadillac. God I hate Thursdays.
I woke up feeling like Courtney Love had given me a working-over with a rubber mallet and Andre the Giant was giving me the Heimlich. Must be my subconscience punishing me for the thing with the beer and the tequila and Cindy and the strawberry jam and the passenger seat that we tore out of that Cadillac. God I hate Thursdays.
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Infected: have you seen the new movie Sucon?
Soon to be infected: no what is it
Infected: (evil laughter)
Soon to be infected: no what is it
Infected: (evil laughter)
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