waffle stomp

When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it down the drain with your foot.

If I get drunk enough tonight, I'm gonna use it as an excuse to waffle stomp my ex's shower. Fuck her house party!

by Smooth Buns 69 January 15, 2014

waffle stomp

the act of stepping on feces in the shower as to push it down the drain through the slotted drain cover creating a waffle like poop squirt. waffle stomped - past, waffle stomping - present progressive waffle stomper - nasty hoe

After eating some taco bell, bad bottom bitch Bobby used his fleet enema while taking a shower at the local bath house. To his horror, the drain cover was welded in place, forcing Bobby to waffle stomp the massive dookie down the drain.

by HellaGood1999 June 17, 2018

moon stomper

Someone who listens to ska music.

"All the punk rockers, and the moon stompers, were out on the corners where they were sparing for change."

-Rancid

by your mother July 8, 2003

curb stomp

To place someone's mouth on a cement curb, and then stomp on their head from behind to break out their teeth.

"Dude, what happened to your mouth?"
"Ah goh pur pomp!"

by dirtbag April 16, 2004

Waffle Stomp

Something that curly-haired homeschoolers enjoy doing.

Sully decided to waffle stomp our shower. He defecated onto the shower drain and then ground the fecal matter through the grate with his bare feet.

by doorbell master September 30, 2021

butt stomp

Blunt force trauma resulting from someone's ass plummeting towards the target at high velocity. The impact is usually devastating and potentially life-threatening.

You think butt stomp sounds gay? Well, you won't think so with my ass flying into your ribs at Mach 2!

by GrandPooba1024 October 10, 2008

waffle stomp

when you shit standing up in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your heel

i had to waffle stomp lats night because i couldnt hold it in long enough

by Yomomgym December 20, 2019