Max Sombong

A man who has the power of Ranch dressing on his side to soon inevitably cover the world in it’s ever lasting white flavor.

Stop being a Max Sombong with the ranch. Run while you still can!

by Ranch bandits December 2, 2021

Strombo

To be violated in the posterior; to have one's posterior fouled by any means from the outside

Ive been stromboed by my math teacher, and he's a guy.

by vincent velasco September 23, 2003

stromboli

A tasty dinner served in the cafeteria. Bet ya can't eat just one.

I ate two stromboli and two slices of pumpkin pie for dinner today. Would you like to eat my poo? Cold-blooded!

by Hull Kogan March 18, 2004

Strumbone

A Strumpet who is a specialist in giving a guy a boner using only her mouth.

That strumbone was fantastic!!

by Jayne M October 10, 2008

Stroking The Strombolie

Slapping the Salamie, Choking the Chicken, Stroking the Stombolie, Waxing the Weasel, Jerkin the Girkin, Spankin the Beefstick, Jacking the Jimmy Dean, Wacking the One Eyed Wonder Worm.

I walked in on Johnny watching Midget Porn and caught him Stroking the Strombolie!

by longstroke March 14, 2011

Stromboli Poppin'

When you are eating a delicious stromboli, then you are stromboli poppin'.

Damn, girl, you got your stromboli poppin'.

by Matty Diesel November 12, 2011

Stromboli

A slang term created on a trip to Spain that describes the process of one person licking another person's asshole for pleasure.

Emily Trombley is totally gonna stromboli me tonight.

by E-Mac Stromboli October 10, 2008