Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.
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Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald, and he turned it into a glazed donut with sprinkles."
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Get the Glazed donut with sprinkles mug.The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
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But instead of committing the actual crime of strangling someone or thing to death, you just threaten them with a trip to stranglesville.
But due to certain conditions or situations a trip to stranglesville may actually include a certain amount of strangulation.
But instead of committing the actual crime of strangling someone or thing to death, you just threaten them with a trip to stranglesville.
But due to certain conditions or situations a trip to stranglesville may actually include a certain amount of strangulation.
Dude 1: Yo homie, I think my girl might be going behind my back!
Dude 2: Damn bro! If that's true I'd be taking her on a trip to stranglesville!
Dude 2: Damn bro! If that's true I'd be taking her on a trip to stranglesville!
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Individual 1: Have you seen Stanless, today?
Individual 2: Yes, he is visiting the sick today and being inspirational. I wish I was more like him!
Individual 2: Yes, he is visiting the sick today and being inspirational. I wish I was more like him!
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