straighten

To pay off a 'bent' or corrupt official

Jack straightened out the copper and we got let off

by Damian M January 10, 2009

Straightener

A small number of alcoholic drinks to regain one's composure after a stressful experience

I need a straightener after failing the driving test again

by Conal Cam May 25, 2008

straightening hair

An obsessive action done by women and sometimes men to create an illusion that they have STRAIGHT hair.

Is Betty done straightening hair for the day?

by Emily Gibson January 22, 2009

Tit straightener

1. Frigid, polar vortex cold, and womans feet on back cold.

This winter was a real tit straightener.

by Badgerman February 22, 2017

Straightliner

A person that looks at words, sentences, and description of thing to there fullest context. A person with a deep out of the box thought process. Someone that searches for the root definition of a word or sentence and description of things.

A Straightliner"s thought process:
Well said.--? Why does Mr. Well always get recognize for every thing said. I know Mr. Should-of and Mr. Could-of get the questionable recognition but Mr. Properly should also be acknowledged, as Properly said.

by Justden October 1, 2013

straightener

Liverpool word used by chavs (scallies - Tracksuit wearing pricks)meaning to give someone a heafty punch in the face

@Eh you fucking goth, do you wanna straightener ya pricccckkkk@

by Cheesyeggs May 4, 2005

Straighten the fuck up.

1. To stand up straight.

2. To refrain from certain forbidden activities.

3. To act in a more compassionate and caring manner.

4. To refrain from illegal activity.

5. To steer clear of droolies.

1. Stop slouching, please straighten the fuck up.

2. Stop smacking you gum, straighten the fuck up.

3. Stop being disrespect, straighten the fuck up.

4. Stop speeding, straighten the fuck up.

5. Stop sleeping around, straighten the fuck up.

by PineappleJuice March 11, 2015