Straightwards

Standing up perpendiculated to the ground, with the top of your head pointed to the sky.

The woman told him to stand straightwards.

The man combayed and stood straightwards.

by Raled Lamundsen November 18, 2013

Straightback

When an Italian American male combs his hair back.

When you get older Charlutz, you gotta do a nice straightback like my fatha

by Sonchacho October 5, 2018

Straightballin'

When you're clean and sober and still owning life like a boss!

Instead of chasing belongings that junkie dogs have stolen in one's absence, you just replace them like "yeah cunt, have my hand me downs"

See how well she's doing since she got off the shit?! That bitch is straightballin'

They've just replaced all the stuff our junkie crumb asses stole from them like they don't give a fuck?! Those cunts are definitely straightballin' now

by Rex B. Mymind August 25, 2019

straightlash

Backlash from the straight community as a result of the LGBT community trying to guilt them into dating trannies, thus forcing them to apply their standards and create the sexual preference: "SuperStraight"

Using SuperStraight is a StraightLash against the LGBT community for hounding straight people who say they aren't attracted to or won't date Trans. (Particularly Trans Women)

by The Bigg R March 6, 2021

straightwashing

straight-washing |ˈstrāt ˈwôSHiNG, ˈwäSHiNG|
noun

An act of infusing the history of the LGB (homosexual and/or bisexual) civil rights movement with gender ideology so as to erase the significance of LGB involvement.

The queer studies professor has been straightwashing Stonewall by claiming Marsha P. Johnson was transgender.

by Lyndon Vain July 11, 2024

Straightbaiting

If there is a word "Queerbaiting" for the straights, there should also be one for the gays! Introducing, STRAIGHTBAITING. Where lesbians and gays reunite to bait straights to bring them terror they give for the gays when they bait us.

These are the straightbaiters' objective:

1. To bait the straights
2. Make them say their homophobic thoughts without them realizing that we are straightbaiters
3. Expose their discrimination and feed off their drained soul
And lastly, 4. Convert them to become HOMOSEXUALS

Louisse: Oh my God, I know. I'm so straight. (Little do they know that I'm straightbaiting them BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)

by jasontoddxoxoxo March 12, 2025