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Stroking Johnson

Ignorant Donkey was sitting home stroking Johnson, while I was in the Dominican Republic getting laid.
by BobbyWaves August 21, 2016
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blame-storming

blame·storm·ing (blām-stôr-mĭng)
--noun
1. Group session intended to determine responsibility (or blame) for a problem.
2. Method for passing fault onto another.
3. Usually entails ignoring any search for solutions.
"The current deficit and impending closure of businesses will survive the ongoing blame-storming, but the company will not."
by Michael DeFant December 18, 2008
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Broad Stroking

To make a generalization about something.
Mary: So how did your date with Tom go?
Cindy: Terrible! All guys named Tom are crazy!
Mary: Oh Cindy, there you go broad stroking again.
by PH Hammer March 31, 2011
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Stroking the Salami

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.
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Stormwing

The storm dragon that represents the Aion 2.0 patch.
- Final boss of the Beshmundir Temple
Stormwing - The voltaic Dragon
by Abbadon [IA] July 1, 2011
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Stroking

Why were you looking this up you pervert
I was stroking my penis
by Googleisfake May 14, 2019
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stroking on the stroke

When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.
Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.
by mong returns January 10, 2012
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