Storm Snackless

Being in an unfortunate and tragic storm while stuck at home with absolutely no snacks, causing hunger and boredom.

“The power went out and it was raining so hard when I realized I was storm snackless, losing my mind with nothing but an empty pantry.”

by ahh_random January 26, 2026

Vore Story's

A story based of the fetish vore an example.

As I saw the dragon in all her mighty beauty she gulped me down her slimy throat into her warm pool inside her belly she rubs it gently saying "you'll be in there for a while"

She wrote some Vore Story's on the internet

by 90s hoppin rabbit August 22, 2023

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

by The BrGr February 9, 2024

Storm Trooper Syndrome

n. Describes a person's (or group of persons) inability to hit the target with their guns, even at close range. Reference from the Star Wars movies, where the Storm Troopers tend to have trouble even grazing the rebels with their laser blasters when chasing them down.

These new recruits suffer from the worst case of Storm Trooper Syndrome I've ever seen!

by anonymous September 3, 2004

S-story

S-story

A story about s*x to make u horny

S-story

Imagine you crush suddenly kisses you

You have been waiting months for this

You start making out you can feel his tong in your mouth suddenly you see he starts to lift your shirt and rips your cloths off suddenly u feel him slide into you you strart mo——-

by Idk.....,... December 8, 2020

Children's Story

Children's Story is a song by Slick Rick. It tells the tragic tale of a 17 year old boy whos attempt to rob an undercover detective end in him pointing a gun at the D.T, the teenager has second thoughts about pulling the trigger and makes a run for it. He then steals a car, which he later crashs yet surviving, he then grabs a pregnant lady and points a gun at her but "Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, so he let the lady go and he starts to run on". The song ends with the lyrics "He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream, the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, this ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh, just another case 'bout the wrong path, straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast? Which, in a nutshell, means that the 17 year old boy had been shot after he surrendered and Slick Rick tells the audience not to follow the wrong path.

"Children's Story" appeared in the popular video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, on classic hip hop radio station Playback FM. The song was also featured on the rival True Crime: New York City soundtrack.

In 1996 Children's Story was redone by Tricky on the album "Nearly God". It was also done by Everlast, released on the album "Eat At Whitey's". This song has also been performed by Mos Def on his collaboration album, "Black Star", with Talib Kweli.

Released: May 2, 1988
Genre: East Coast hip hop
Length: 4:02 (Only around half of this length has speech in it, the other half is just the beat
Label: Def Jam/Columbia
Writer(s): Slick Rick

by Gangster, gangster ptuh gangster rap August 23, 2007

storm of shit

Noun the ensuing carnage of what could be the worst fuck up of your life, anything that is almost as bad as a literal hurricane of fecal matter, a chaotic event that stinks big time, also see; shitstorm

"I went to public schools"
"what a storm of shit"

by LordFreezaBeeza September 19, 2014