low storage

Death

Person 1: Yo my phones got low storage

Person 2: Ok bro I'll miss you a lot. Your funeral is gonna be lit!

by FAPPIN IT July 23, 2016

balls in storage

Celibacy

He put his balls in storage a while back.

by Steve120 April 12, 2010

Storage porn

The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.

Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.

by BoredRedhead June 17, 2013

lag storage

Storage as a computer medium to hold/keep files and information. Lag as in "to be slow". LAG Storage is a virtual storage, as where a person stores infomation/files/data in lag. This lag is created where computer A sends the data to comptuer B...and then B sends it back to A, forming a continuous loop of transmitted data. While the data is being transferred in the loop, the data is technically being stored. One of the comptuers can section off the data and contain it for viewing, and when finished send it back along its way. Slower connections tend to yield more storage space in theory. Only compter A and B can piece back together the data to read because of the code, making it secure.

Your computer is so slow, it can be used for LAG Storage. I had to keep the file in LAG Storage so the police would not catch onto me.

by Attack Frog (56th ARG) July 4, 2005

storage

a descriptive word that means awesome, toothsome, amazing, and totally bad apple. when referring to something as storage, be sure not to create a situation where the listener thinks that something is being described as a vessel. one should never refer to a woman as "storage".

tim: young blood, did you catch the community episode last night?
jim: oh no doubt, that school is so storage, i wish i went there.

by toothpastez October 2, 2011

Wet Box in Storage

A sexually active woman that hasn't had sex in a long long time.

One guy says 'Hey check her out !' ...and the other guy says ' awww forget it man, she's a wet box in storage'

by roginnebraskaville September 14, 2011

Storage Hunters

A reality TV show starring stand-up comedian Shaun Kelly, in which "abandoned" storage lockers are auctioned off to the highest bidder, with the bidders usually staying the same throughout the series. It achieved particular popularity in the UK on the TV channel Dave, on which a domestic version eventually aired.

"I can't understand a word of what Shaun Kelly actually says on Storage Hunters. It's all just RRRABADARRRRABADA to me."

by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016