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Will be France in 2035:
-Unified Europe
-Declared war to weebs and nuke Japan
-dictatorial State ruled by Stanie Le Grand
by UwUWaffles January 3, 2021
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Stonk

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Crypto-currency used by few, out Purchased by bitcoin.
Tom: Hey have you baught any Stonk yet?
Jim: nah they are to pricey
by Stonk Investor March 5, 2018
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Used to address a messy person/situation
Oh what a stonk mess!
by Vee Vee November 6, 2009
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Stonk Donkler

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A friend being stupid at the bar. Could be from being drunk or just being a tool.
Dude, quit being a stonk donkler and order me a beer!
by infiltrator June 5, 2009
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stonk hoopa

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An intensely erotic position in which a female places her head inside the rectum of a elephant while a male, or other female with a strap-on, penetrates her from behind.
Don't let Cindy go to the circus! She'll want to perform a stonk hoopa.
by mwheele2 May 4, 2008
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1) Power
2) Control

Can also be used as a verb - stonked
That guy is full of stonk
by River Dove February 19, 2004
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