30 stones in

A measure of the drunkeness of D-Bag in relation to the number of 12 oz. Keystones consumed in a period of time.

D-bag drunk dial: Call 1-800-ATT and get some assclown over here to get me out of the manhole. I'm 30 stones in, and I'm TANKED!!!

by Thugass September 30, 2008

Asian infinity stones

Three guys (sometimes four it kinda shifts) who are Asian and hot and gained clout for it on tiktok. People started calling them the Asian infinity stones and you have to “collect them”

- kazuya
- har

- Nash
(Pls note they’re all minors and be respectful)

Omg you’ll never believe it, all the Asian infinity stones follow me back😱

by Will this blow up? May 24, 2022

baby stoners

teenagers who have only recently taken up smoking (pot)- not full-blown potheads, but on their way. used either endearingly or scornfully

by lauren September 2, 2003

stonespeak

Stonespeak is the secret language between two people that are high on weed. They generally use a lot of inside jokes and laugh a lot while conversing.

Dude, I could hardly understand anything you guys were saying yesterday...

- Were you high ?

No.

- Then you are not ready for the Stonespeak, son.

by Marc O.C. July 29, 2010

John Stones

A fine individual whose defending skills will soon be added to the bible.

John Stones is a better defender than Van Dijk.

by EmSiBiEm January 5, 2021

pikey stones

A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.

We can't get through there because someone has placed some pikey stones in the way!

by Wildlife Brambler October 15, 2022

Golden Rule for Stoners

This rule states: If one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy

Kenzie: I'm getting up to get water

Caitlin: I'm too lazy to get mine but I'm parched..

Kenzie: (Comes back with both glasses)

Caitlin: Wow bro! Thanks for following the Golden Rule for Stoners!

by GoodCallGirls November 17, 2011