stone age shiznit

Something that's Old and worthless or stupid
See that old tv? That's some stone age shiznit
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stone age wank

when you dont have anything to masturbate to so you must think about it
the internet is down so i'll have to stone age wank
by R1E2U3 May 20, 2017
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Queens of the Stone Age

Last night I came to Sick, Sick, Sick, by Queens of the Stone Age.”

“Wait you listen to music during sex?”

“No just while I jerk off.”
by Inthefade June 2, 2018
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Stone Age

A limited reference to a persons inability to understand simple topics.
"The effects of quantum mechanics are typically not observable on macroscopic scales, but become evident at the atomic and subatomic level. There are however exceptions to this rule such as superfluidity." reply "Ye Stone-Age"

"Simmer on low for 10 minutes" reply "Stone age?"
by collins92 August 18, 2008
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QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE

a good band, but its unfortunate that so many people like them yet they have never heard of kyuss, a 90s' band that all of the songs for the deaf lineup was in. qotsa is basicly kyuss reformed and not as good.
I thought qotsa was great but then I got "blues for the red sun" by kyuss and now its like comparing black flag to henry rollins band
by R.I.P. R+B March 27, 2005
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the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013
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