Stoner's Brain Syndrome 

When a stoner, particularly someone who smokes marijuana a lot or used to, can't remember what is being conversed about. They instantly forget many things.

"so i kissed him."
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"

"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.

Stoner's Brain Syndrome by kpillow. August 21, 2010

Stone Stupid

Highest degree of stupdity!!

that person is just Stone Stupid!!!

Stone Stupid by CYN1CAL MIKE February 14, 2015

Stoner's Eyelash 

The stoner's eyelash is something a person may get after smoking marijuana or other substances from a bowl. When the face is too close to the bowl and the lighter starts to drift towards the face, causing the tips of the eyelashes to change color and become bristly.

Dude I was so high that I just drifted into the lighter and now my eyelash is all brown and crispy.

I hate Stoner's Eyelash

Stoner's Eyelash by ebrown326 May 7, 2011

stoner's paradise 

any store with a lot of food

Damn let's go to stoner's paradise i'm getting the munchies.

stoner's paradise by GUISEEPE March 24, 2016

stoner's jesus

Bob Marley.

Bob Marley is the stoner's jesus.

stoner's jesus by bleeebleee January 4, 2009

Stone Stem 

A Stone Stem: a lesbian who gets her pleasure from pleasing her partner. She doesn't need to be touched sexually, but on occasion will allow it of her partner.

Stone Stem: A soft butch that leans towards her femme side for a night of pleasure with her partner.

Stone Stem by SirLadyWolf October 19, 2014

Stone Shit Storm 

When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.

"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."

Stone Shit Storm by Big Nuts McJim April 4, 2020