An early morning, pre-game poop giving fantasy football owners alone time to ponder their lineups and adjust as needed. It often leads to over-thinking possible scenarios and making too many adjustments, usually negatively impacting the team's performance. Popularized by the character Rodney Ruxin on the FX show "The League".
Guy 1: Dude, where have you been all morning? The first games are about to kick-off!
Guy 2: I didn't know whether to start Fred Jackson or Andre Johnson in my flex position. I needed a long tinker stinker to adjust my team and eventually I changed my whole lineup around.
Guy 2: I didn't know whether to start Fred Jackson or Andre Johnson in my flex position. I needed a long tinker stinker to adjust my team and eventually I changed my whole lineup around.
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(As referenced in the Pilot episode of the TV series "Doug" entitled "Doug Bags a Neematoad")
(As referenced in the Pilot episode of the TV series "Doug" entitled "Doug Bags a Neematoad")
"Honey, why did you stop?"
"Bitch, there's poo all over my dick!"
"I don't care! Suck it up. It's not that bad."
"What do you mean it's not that bad!? You're not the one with a soggy stinker!"
"Bitch, there's poo all over my dick!"
"I don't care! Suck it up. It's not that bad."
"What do you mean it's not that bad!? You're not the one with a soggy stinker!"
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