Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark

A book used to ruin a kid's childhood.

Little Billy: Last night I read Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark and now I'll never get an erection.

by Kite March 13, 2004

Stokie

A person living in the great city of Stoke-on-Trent, whether it be young, old, straight, crooked, professional or a dole dosser. You live in Stoke - your a Stokie.

I'm Jed the Stokie, a Stokie Soljer, need a good toke? then get ya ass to Stoke

by JedST6 March 2, 2009

storiented

A portmanteau of the phrase "story oriented." Used to describe entertainment which favors deliberate plot development over gags, action, or character-development.

Ashley: "Wanna watch a quick show before bed?"
Josh: "How about Game of Thrones?"
Ashley: "Nah, too storiented. Let's watch something light, like The League."

by phaelinx August 27, 2013

Omid Scobie

A grown man who appears to be made of wax and Botox. He makes a living by telling lies to the world about things he knows nothing about. He is paid by Meghan Markle to say nasty and untruthful things about people she doesn't like and who don't believe her propaganda.

I stepped in some Omid Scobie this morning and had to wash it off of my shoe immediately so I didn't smell like poop all day.

by MyHabibi23 May 3, 2023

Stogie Joe

A young man who always has a stogie in his mouth in order for him to remember his grandfather whom died of lung cancer.

After Stogie Joe came in and killed everyone's buzz, he continued to take the young girl back to his room and receive a blumpkin.

by Homestar Runner June 19, 2004

my stories

1.) Slang term most often used by older women to describe the Soap Opera's they often view

"Baby, lets hurry up and get home. You know my stories bout to come on!"

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 19, 2005

Roblox Bully Stories

A very emotional story about a ROBLOX noob who gets bullied by some guy, usually made with overused songs, videos like these make 12 year old boys cry about losing their ROBLOX girlfriend.

Example:
Dad: Why you crying so damn loud
12 year old: My roblox girlfriend broke up with me so im watching roblox bully stories on youtube!
Dad: Im putting you up for adoption

by digitalmind3r December 6, 2018