nipple stiffies

are when are girl was chronically stiff nipples and she can feel them walking around.

Ex: I was in the gym and looked in the mirror and saw that my nipple stiffies were showing through my sports bra.

by bigbootyblackstarrr November 18, 2011

StiffNeck

A term Generally used for an usual way of kissing.

Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.

Take your Right Ear and Touch your Right Shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a STIFFNECK!

how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!

by Rob December 18, 2004

sifness

If something was completely unbelieveable/inconceivable, sometiems someone will exclaim "Sif!", a word used in internet circles. This word could be used when describing the situation of when the exclamation occured.

"The Sifness was so mindblowing, I was like, wow, that frood must be leetzor!"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

stiffneck

(verb) unintentionally have your neck muscles tense up and/or freeze when in the presence of someone attractive, often to the point where it is obtrusive and creeps out the other person

Chris and Nadir were having a fun, loud conversation on the rooftop bar. As two hot women walked by, they both stiffnecked and went quiet, causing the women to give them strange looks and move on.

by welcometothejungle2009 August 31, 2017

down with the swiftness

a phrase used to describe a skillful move requring excellent reflexes, often used while playing basketball or hacky sack.

Inspired by the song Down With The Sickness by numetal band Disturbed.

"That steal was down with the swiftness"
or
"I'm down with the swiftness today, my reflexes are on"

by Rhyn July 30, 2008

swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.

by neilandbeatrice November 4, 2010

stiffmeister

Word created by Sobe and put on the inside of thier caps. See the example below for the context.

Bathe the stiffmeister.

by Curtis & Adam February 18, 2005