John Paul Stevens

A Supreme Court justice older than the known universe.

Damn, John Paul Stevens makes John McCain look like a carefree teenager!

by Stevensfan March 7, 2009

steveism

steveism is a religion in which steve is god.
steveism is a brand new religion which is based around steve being the overall lord and messiah of the universe.
what or who steve is nobody knows, but what we do know is that if you stick to the laws of steveism, you will join steve in stevetopia, the most wonderful place EVVVA!
Dont delay, join today!!
and if you do join, you will receive a cup and pencil from your nearest steveopolsimo (the steve place of worship, yet to be created, so you aint gettin a cup or a pencil)

"my religion sucks"
"join steveism, its great"
"ok"
"here have a cup, and a pencil"

by steve666 December 15, 2008

Petropia Stevens

A cross between an exotic desert-like plant and Anthony Hopkins in the film The Remains of The Day.

Hey, What’s Up petropia Stevens?!?!?

by smutmonger69 February 5, 2019

samuel stevens

The coolest guy in the world. If you ever see him, say hi and give him 1000000000 dollars. He has a big one and loves girls.

LOOK!!! THERE IS SAMUEL STEVENS!!!! HE IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by [e-mail] May 4, 2023

Jada stevens

Loves to sit in Dominic’s face and make him cum she’s the best at dick riding Dominic they have the best sex ever

Dominic is going to end up getting that Jada stevens chick pregnant

by Dick chin uppercut July 9, 2023

A Clint Stevens

A classic blunder known in the speed running world, in which you improve too quickly and so you’ll have reds for the rest of your life

Super really fucked up by pulling a Clint Stevens, he’ll never beat that Minecraft speedrun time

by Sorrow_boy November 1, 2020

Sufjan Stevens

A musical God. Known for using many different instruments in creating his sound.

Zack: Who's your favorite musician?
Sam: Sufjan Stevens.
Zack: Why?
Sam: He's a musical God.

by Influenza September 15, 2008