steek

A strike in baseball. Pron; Steeeeeeeeeeek
The pitcher winds up and throws the pitch. "STEEK" (Strike one)
by poosnani March 07, 2009
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The car with either be a vauxhall nova
or a vauxhall corsa with the driver side seat horizontal and driver with 1 hand on the top of the wheel like an elephants trunk
by mistral April 22, 2003
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Count steek

Count steek is a meme that originated from a french person saying 'count' instead of 'cunt' and 'steek' instead of 'steak'.

You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest

Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others

This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.
Count steek is a funny replacement for any insult

person: 'You're a fucking count'

person: 'Shut up you steek'

person: Look at that steeky count

person: 'We have steeks at the cafeteria ! '

person: You're the steekiest person on the planet
by Countsteek June 21, 2018
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A car driven by a steek.
Look at that steek-mobile, he must have a really huge wang!
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
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steek

Adjective referring to something that is out-of-style in a strange way... generally used in a lighthearted, easygoing manner.

Synonyms: cheesy, silly, dorky, uncool. From best I can tell, originates from the Northeast United States.
That neon green, oversized tie is very steek... it makes him look like a 1980s middle-schooler.
by Peter J. S. March 10, 2006
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Steek

A way of saying yes when celebrating.
Commentator - “Manchester United has won the Premier League
John - “Oh, steek!”
by oof to the oof May 07, 2019
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Steek

A fat, ugly motherfucker who thinks he has got swag
"I can't believe you like him, he's such a Steek!"
by Impossible Luck December 13, 2016
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