Stationary

A band of three boys named Dominic, Dan, and Tom. Tom plays the drums and is 13 years old. Dan plays the guitar and is Tom's twin brother. Dominic plays the bass and has black hair. They all go to Aberaeron comprehensive school in South Wales. Their style is rock.

Hey, Stationary is going to jam tomorrow. We should go watch!

by KansasGinger309 September 23, 2009

stationery

Special paper used to write love letters/notes and stuff like that. It comes in different colors, could be scented, have picture backgrounds or borders.

Foten confused with stationary.

Girl A: I wanna write <insert name here> a love letter. Got any stationery?
Girl B: Oh yeah. Loads. I collect it actually!

by XXHolic October 24, 2010

Stationary Jet Lag

A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.

I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.

by Father Abraham II March 14, 2022

Stationary Fuel

Another name for Porn that you do not watch, you just look at it. (Pictures)

My Internet was down so i had to settle for Stationary Fuel.

by AM#1 March 27, 2010

statiology

the art and science of operating a TV remote control station changer. With their eye-hand coordination, males have a natural tendency toward statiology; with their tendency toward emotion rather than rationality, females tend to object to statiology. Statiology calls out the very best of station changing. Many viewers are unable to recognize excellence in statiology until they have had extensive training. The best source of statiology training is the AS400 Institute, which focuses on making one "One With the TV."

After living with Deekie for a semester, she had the equivalent of a PhD in statiology. In today's world, your can write your own ticket if you are an expert in statiology.

by Cincinnatus27 November 21, 2009

Stationary/Operating Engineer

A lazy ass SOB who works in an oil refinery (shift worker). He's paid between $60-160 000/year, sleeps, eats and sits on his ass all day long and still complains that he works too hard.

"Stationary/Operating Engineer"

refinery Suncor Esso Shell Lanxess BP Nova

by 3rdclassOE December 13, 2012

Stationary Status

When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".

Derek: "What's Fred up to?"
Mike: "Not much since he's got a stationary status."

by petepete518 August 6, 2011