static

n. White noise. The white and black flakey crap that comes up on your television when you don't get a certain channel.

"Just turn off the TV. All it's showing is static."

by Andiepants April 10, 2006

static

something thats fresh, dope

those new kicks are static

by dumbfuck18 February 12, 2008

staticity

the level of static cling

What is with the staticity of my hair today?

by Kay Si February 6, 2008

static

sometimes used in place of the word status, especially in urban areas where speech may not be as clearly defined when talking

It take alot to get to this static baby! See you at the top!

by don juan II January 30, 2010

static

it is what you hear on radios or see on old analog televisions, it can be used as white noise but sometimes it can be annoying

man this static sucks

by U-2800 May 7, 2022

Static Cruising

To enjoy the company of friends and peers whilst doing nothing or achieving nothing.

Can be associated with: chillin', hanging-in.

"Let's all stay in and just static cruise."
"Yeah, that sounds cool."
...
"What did you do last night?"
"Nothing much. Just some Static Cruising."

by Dunc-The-Hunk February 11, 2010

mind static

Extremely fast, yet confused thoughts running through a mind in a deep state of stress. Similar to the static on a television: it moves fast, but it makes no sense at all.

I've been unable to relax or think properly lately. Too much mind static.

by Le French (again) December 17, 2008