by wmem May 9, 2006
Get the fashion statement mug.An evil type of statement, invented by Satan himself, that is used in a formal essay that teachers assign to their students in order to make sure they meet their suffering requirements.
She worked so hard on her thesis statement, yet the teacher threw it in the garbage and burned it because it was trash.
by Amazing_llamas August 3, 2016
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Staleman Bendova is the greatest person to ever exist, haters call him stale, but is an immortal compared to every other person. Perfect in every way shape or form. The mere presence of him makes other "stale".
Ben: Man staleman bendova, you stale as fuck.
Staleman Bendova: stop getting triggered, you are just jealous.
Staleman Bendova: stop getting triggered, you are just jealous.
by JuanEliseoCordova November 30, 2016
Get the staleman bendova mug.A really confusing paradox, commonly used as a high class military weapon. If it's true, then it's false. but If it's false, then it's true. but If it's true, then it's false. but If it's false, then it's true. Ow I got a huge brainhurt.
Greg: "Impress me"
Andrew: "this statement is false"
Greg: *Explodes*
FBI: *Breaks down door and kidnaps Greg*
Andrew: "this statement is false"
Greg: *Explodes*
FBI: *Breaks down door and kidnaps Greg*
by Wormcake October 27, 2018
Get the this statement is false mug.A disgusting and laughable attempt by an illegitimate organization which tried to instruct people of the Christian faith to believe beliefs practiced in the middle ages.
by PensiveType August 30, 2017
Get the Nashville Statement mug.The type excuse you make to ditch your friends for someone else whether it be others friends or your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Guy 1: Dang man why'd you cancel the plans for yesterday.
Guy2: I had other things to do at home.
Guy 1: Yeah right, sounds like a Blith Statement.
Guy2: I had other things to do at home.
Guy 1: Yeah right, sounds like a Blith Statement.
by KLTL16 December 29, 2020
Get the Blith Statement mug.1. The act of intentionally looking out for yourself, but either intentionally or unintentionally (or subconsciously) not caring about another person.
2. Being selfish.
2. Being selfish.
"I was getting attacked by a flock of seagulls and she just ran away to save herself. That bitch stalemoed me"
"I gave my friend a ride home from a party one night, then back to her car in the morning, cleaned the snow off half of her car for her and she thought it was selfish I only cleaned the snow off one side of her car. I was totally stalemoed"
"Every time we walk into a building together, she jumps ahead to make sure she catches the door, but doesn't hold it open for anybody else. Stalemoed."
"I gave my friend a ride home from a party one night, then back to her car in the morning, cleaned the snow off half of her car for her and she thought it was selfish I only cleaned the snow off one side of her car. I was totally stalemoed"
"Every time we walk into a building together, she jumps ahead to make sure she catches the door, but doesn't hold it open for anybody else. Stalemoed."
by dsmartin June 19, 2014
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