magic stairs

Another term for escalator.

The elevator is too slow; I'll take the magic stairs.

by Vivian2012 July 17, 2017

air stair

When you step on a stair that is not there

I fell because I stepped on an air stair

by supsauce November 3, 2013

Stair surfin

The act of decending a carpeted staircase on your stomach with the aid of a charity bag & or too much alcahol, The bag is to be worn as a poncho with a hole for your head , you then adopt a position simalar to that of a free fall parachutist whilst lying face down at the top of the stairs, gently move yourself forward until stupidity or gravity takes over, steer with your out streched legs & regulate speed with your toes.

I'm too drunk to walk these stairs I,m Stair surfin

by Ady Francis August 20, 2006

Crazy Stairs

1. Slang term coined by Stewie Griffin for M.C. Escher's painting 'Relativity.'

2. A term expressing excitement or happiness.

1. John - You know that painting with all the steps going in different directions?
Jane - Oh, you mean Crazy Stairs, by Escher.

2. Jane - I got tickets to see Green Day at Wembley Arena,
John - Crazy Stairs.

by Scat Chambers October 17, 2008

rape stairs

a poorly lit stairwell in an out-of-the-way corner of a grungy parking lot that can only be defined as sketchy. So sketchy, in fact, that police tape blocks the entrance.

Jack: The elevator looks crowded, let's take the stairs.

Chris: You mean the rape stairs? It's a frickin' pitch black crime scene! If we don't fall and break our necks, we will at least be walking like Edward Norton after the shower scene in American History X!

by jayt5 December 14, 2009

Under the stairs

Phrase used by Whitman-Hanson kids to describe weird ass people who fuck and do other sexual activities under the stairs of the school

Bro did u hear about Vinny and Kelly were “under the stairs”

by TheWhitmanKGeneral November 26, 2019

Stair Separation

While at school or any other public place, while experiencing massive magnet balls, one will step 3 or 4 steps up thus, relieving the magnet balls in a not so obvious way.

Tom: Dude why the hell are you stepping up the stairs so high?

Joey: Well, when you have magnet balls, you can relieve them by stair separation so it aint so obvious

by Camera1 April 10, 2011