Squondom

Squirrel condom, to prevent squaids (Squach I V)

Sock your squock before you rock. Use a Squondom

by Batmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 11, 2010

Squonkey

The cross between a squirrel and a monkey. They tend to be quite restless but make up for it in cuteness.

“Hey come check this out! I just captured a rare squonkey.”

by Squonkward May 30, 2018

squoke

a mixed alcoholic beverage combining kraken rum (squid on bottle) and either coke or diet coke. the combination of "squid" and "coke" create the terminology of "squoke"

Yes, make me a squoke, diet or regular is fine

by Squokers January 9, 2011

squoshing

Trying to shove a limp penis into a vagina/hole. Usually happens after the man's first ejaculation, and the woman is still waiting. Goes well with the phrase "limp noodle". Person ends up making fake penetration motions of intercourse.

Pumping hard..."Squoshing like he smashing". Pronounced with long "o" (rhymes with ocean).

by jah20twenty January 22, 2014

squog

A dog that looks like a squirrel. Usually a hardass dog with little man's syndrome. Doesn't like kids, and shakes all the time.

"SHIT, that squog over there scared the hell out of me!"
"Awww the little ugly squog."

by Ninjacoolguy January 30, 2017

squobies

when you cop a feel for a woman because of her soft boobs and have thoughts of squishing them on your dick

"man that girl has such fat titties they be giving me squobies"
"dude what the fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023

Squorting

A very rare extreme sexual practice. While usually performed by hetrosexuals, it can also be modified slightly for same sex-partners.
The act itself involves both sexual partners coming and then one or both snorting the ejaculated fluids. Essentially squirting then snorting. In a heterosexual couple, the male would ejaculate in the area around the vagina for ease of snorting.

"So, I know you let me do felching and marshing with you, but i want to take our relationship to the next level. Can we try squorting tonight.

by Brimmy July 15, 2010