Squirty nurse

Nurse who has casual sex and can squirt from her hot pussy

Bet she is a squirty nurse mate

by Royston28471 May 19, 2022

Squirty Mus-Tard

when a douche bag guy driving a suped up honda gets his car squirted with mustard.

"Holy shit, did you see Jeff just got Squirty Mus-Tarded"

by Kevlar01 March 31, 2010

Squirty Cream

Its a the evacuation of a cream pie (seman) from a greatful female host threw sneezing or intense orgasm. The evaluation is so violent it causes the cream pie to be evacuated like a airsol.

By wife just sneezed after sex, now there is squirty cream all over the bed

by Dr omlet pasty masher December 21, 2018

Squirty Two

Another way of describing one's diarrhea without being so cavalier about it.

Bob: I'm really not looking forward to the long drive ahead
Ed: Why not man?
Bob: The frequency of my squirty two's are going to make it quite the uncomfortable journey.

by phiya August 6, 2011

Squirty girdle

A sexual act in wich a woman takes a large amount of laxitives and empties her bowels into a skin tight girdle until it over flows and squirts our onto their sexual partner.

“Dude you let her give you a squirty girdle?!”

by Somniphobia_- November 30, 2022

Squirty V

The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.

"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."

"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."

by Hi80sDensity August 10, 2013

squirty spurt

Another name for a penis

Trevor: Hey what’s up bro?
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.

by ChetPlease420 May 21, 2020