squintitis

The disease that normal people catch that turns them into a squinty eyed Asian, siide effects include Counter Strike addiction, excelling at maths and the urge to do the peace sign in all or most photos

"Dude, that Asians eyes look like they're closed"."Hell yeah, he has squintitis"

by cheese steak jimmy December 20, 2008

Squinking

Squinting while you're winking.

Yeah I'm squinking right now!

by Vanidie January 19, 2009

Squintillion

Used to describe large numbers of people of Asian descent

There were a squintillion of tourists at the beach with cameras.

by RardyLou August 6, 2021

Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.

by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009

squinisman

a person who has a square dick (a dick that is as long as it is wide) also known as a squinis.

Rebel has a 1 inch squinis. He's a squinisman.

by LaZer_GeN0CiDE August 30, 2012

squibjibbler

One who jibbles squibs.

Look at that squibjibbler jibbling those squibs.

by Morganos December 3, 2013

Squijim

Northern slang for some dank, expertly sliced deli meat.

Synonyms for squijim include sandwich meat, lunch meat, cold cuts, bread filling, shaved piglet, sliced meats.

“Ey! I’m starving. Did you get any squijim at the deli yesterday?”
“Yeah, I got some squijim. Do you want any lettuce on your sandwich?”
“Yeah! Wrap my squijim in a burrito!”

by MotherOfThunder January 10, 2019