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squidward check

One person yells "ayo squidward check!"
Then everyone else gives their breathiest, most upsetting, male moan as loud as they can into the microphone.
AYO SQUIDWARD CHECK!
EVERYONE ELSE: UHEUEHHA
by naftin December 28, 2020
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Squidward

The 'straight guy' on the comedy known as spongebob Squarepants
"you have to feel sorry for Squidward sometimes"
by JimmyK September 12, 2003
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The Squidward

When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.
I gave your Mum 'The Squidward' last night.
by Flealan February 23, 2008
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squidward complex

The condition in which someone has a bald head and big nose, resembling Squidward Tentacles. Depression and narcissism are not necessary but may be present as well.
Person: Jeff's depression is starting to worry me.
Me: I'm not worried. It's a classic squidward complex.
by Jamesican May 26, 2015
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squidward

The only Spongebob character who can hit the dab
Did you see squidward hit the dab on that parade float?
by GrizzlyBaritone September 6, 2016
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inward squidward

When a man fists a woman's anus and pulls out too fast, causing a large case of anal prolapse that resembles squidward's nose.
"Dude I accidentally gave my girlfriend an inward squidward last night and now she won't talk to me."
by ffdp February 1, 2017
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Twerk squidward

no what is that too handsome oh my gosh oh no oh my God pls mr squidward SHAKE IT FASTER
by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020
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