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old squeaker

A highly-potent, silent-but-deadly fart that is allowed to escape in the workplace.
We thought Laurie's face was bright red because she had been fake-tanning again. However, upon stepping out into the front of the office it was apparent that Jason delivered another old squeaker.
by Mike Payne May 2, 2008
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squealer

during sexual intercourse, a female human who makes high pitched "squeals," moans, or screams
dude 1: i fucked this girl last night
dude 2: oh, yeah?!
dude 1: speaking of "oh yeah" she was such a loud squealer.
by alightshadeofbrown July 18, 2009
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speakless

Jesse Holley of UNC basketball/football:
Thoughts and emotions when that ball went in at the end
"I was speakless, in tears, just happy. Speakless, I couldn't...my yell wouldn't even come out. I was trying to yell, wasn't nothing coming out. I mean, it was just..oh man, like, man, I can't talk about it now. Wow. Way to go Connor Barth."
by Acer333 January 18, 2008
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Squeakers

People on Xbox Live with very high voices. Usually very annoying and complain frequently. They are commonly around ages 10 - 14.
These Squeakers keep complaining every time I get a kill on them!
by SavageMessiah. July 4, 2008
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squeaker

A gamer on voice chat that has not hit puberty or has an abnormally high-pitched voice. They will often use a rediculous amount of profanity to try and offset their lack of audible maturity.
Dude, that squeaker on WoW gave me a really bad headache!
by DJ Amireh August 21, 2006
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Squeable

It can be put into the place of any swear word. It is one of the most vulgar swear words around just in its own.
Dude 1: I'm so sick of all the Squeables in our school.
Dude 2: Yea there just all ignorant. Fucking Squeables.
by dark sc0ut January 4, 2011
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Russian Squeaker

Shoving the cardboard roll from toilet paper with a mouse or other small animal in it, up your anus allowing the animal to crawl around in your anus.
Dude! I gave my self a Russian Squeaker yesterday, and it felt great!
by Centerwarz July 13, 2011
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